Lock away your (de)vices and immerse your soul in contemplation. The Ministers of the Digital Tabernacle will inspire you to observe a period of digital abstinence and confess your digital sins. You will be filled with analog grace and a new light will shine on your tweeting, texting, and selfie-posing. Don’t self-document. Repent. Marcel O’Gorman of Canada’s University of Waterloo will be the arch-minister to your needs.